Todd Snider I Think I'm An All Right Guy
Well just the other day, I was sitting around in my house. I had that new book with pictures of Madonna naked. I was checking it out. Well, just then a friend of mine came through the door, She said she'd never pegged me for a scumbag before. She said she didn't ever want to see me any more, And I still don't know why! I think I'm an all right guy. I think I'm an all right guy. I just want to live until I've got to die. I know I ain't perfect, but God knows I try. I think I'm an all right guy. I think I'm all right. Well maybe I'm dirty and maybe I smoke a little dope. But it ain't like I'm going on TV tearing up pictures of the Pope. And I know I get wild and I know I get drunk, But it ain't like I've got a bunch of bodies in my trunk. My old man used to call me a no-good punk, And I still don't know why! I think I'm an all right guy. I think I'm an all right guy. I just want to live until I've got to die. I know I ain't perfect, but God knows I try. I think I'm an all right guy. I think I'm all right. Well, the other night, I got arrested outside a bar. The cops pulled me over, they ordered me out of my car. Well, I was only kidding when I called them a couple of dicks, But still they made me do the Stupid Human Tricks. Now I'm stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks, And I still don't know why! I think I'm an all right guy. I think I'm an all right guy. I just want to live until I've got to die. I know I ain't perfect, but God knows I try. I think I'm an all right guy. I think I'm all right.