Tism The Penis Is Mightier Than The Sword
There's violence on the television,
And letter bombs in the mail
But things can't be all that bad
'Cos Derryn Hinch went to jail
Famine eats up children,
The peace talks, they always fail
But things can't be all that bad
'Cos Derryn Hinch went to jail
You might have double malaria,
The doctors look at you, they go pale
But things, they can't be all that bad
When Derryn Hinch goes to jail
Christ Himself on the cross
Told the guy who banged in the nail
"Mate, things, they can't be all that bad
When Derryn Hinch goes to jail"
Don't you know
I can take Ronald Reagen,
I can take Menachem Begin,
I can take tetraplegia,
I can take total amnesia,
I can take black spiky hair,
I can take germ warfare,
I can take 'Chasers' and 'Inflation',
I can take hyperventilation,
I can take total bowel disfunction,
I can take nuclear destruction,
I can even take Mike Willisee, well, at a pinch
But one thing I cannot take is Derryn f..cking Hinch
