I Might Be A Cunt But I'm Not A f..cking Cunt Lyrics

Tism I Might Be A Cunt But I'm Not A f..cking Cunt

I might be a rock star, but I'll never be a critic
I might like porno, but Baywatch is f..cking sick
I might've screwed your sister, but I'll never screw
your mum;
I might have gone to Uni, but at least I know I'm dumb.

I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning
a gun;
I might not be homosexual, but I've slept with a guy
who’s one.
I might agree with Jesus, but I've got no religious
belief;
At least I clean the drops up when I piss on the toilet
seat.

I might be a cunt
Whoahoa
I might be a cunt but I'm not a f..cking cunt

I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows
I might watch A Current Affair, but I watch Frontline
also.
I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you gotta wonder;
I mightn't tell the truth all the time - hey, what's
your Mum's number?

I might be a cunt
Whoahoa
I might be a cunt but I'm not a f..cking cunt
But I'm not a f..cking cunt
But I'm not a f..cking cunt