Tism Five Yards
Look around, round, look around round, look around
Look around, round, look around round, looka looka
You're only one fad away from being retro
You're only one drug away from liking techno
You're only one glasses of pair from dyslexia
You're only one Cleo mag from anorexia
You're only five yards from a f..ckwit
Look around, round, look around round, look around
Look around, round, look around round, looka looka
You're only one download from this song's copyright
You're only one Tim Tam away from cellulite
You're only one phone call from captaining the Aussie
side
You're only one lifestyle show from suicide
You're only one station from John Laws' shit
You're only one labotomy from believing it
You're only five yards from a f..ckwit
Look around, round, look around round, look around
Look around, round, look around round, looka looka
You're only one tabloid press from a lynch mob
You're only one acting role from a real job
You're only one strip of flesh from your bones
You're only one species away from Alan Jones
You're only one small speck in space
You're only one life, soon erased
Be there none left on Earth but you
One thing will still remain true
You're only five yards from a f..ckwit
Look around, round, look around round, look around
Look around, round, look around round, looka looka
