Tism (he'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River
I'm on the drug,
I'm on the drug,
I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix.
I saw his body thrashing round.
I saw his pulse rate going down.
I saw him in convulsive throes.
I said "I'll have one of those."
Hillary had,
Hillary had,
Hillary had it in his veins.
Hillary had Everest in his veins;
Armstrong did moon, was not the same;
Heroes explore to give us hope;
River pushed back the envelope.
Drank the slab,
Drank the slab,
Drank the slab that Bon Scott drunk.
I drank the slab that Bon Scott drunk;
I injected some of Hendrix's junk;
I booked a seat on Lynyrd Skynyrd's plane;
Mama Cass's sandwich? Ate the same.
Now I'm bored,
Now I'm bored,
Now I'm bored there's no stopping.
Now I'm bored and there's no stopping;
I need another celeb to fill a coffin;
Where'll I get my next drug action?
Odds on it'll be Michael Jackson.
I'm on the drug,
I'm on the drug,
I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix.
