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The Pope Song Lyrics


Tim Minchin The Pope Song


Fuck the motherfucker, f..ck the motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker, he's a f..cking motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker, f..ck the motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker he's a total motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker, f..ck the motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker, f..ck him, f..ck the motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker, f..ck the motherfucking Pope

Fuck the motherfucker, f..ck the motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker, he's a f..cking motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker, f..ck the motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker he's a total motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker, f..ck the motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker, f..ck him, f..ck the motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker, f..ck the motherfucking Pope

Fuck the motherfucker, and f..ck you motherfucker
If you think that motherfucker is sacred
If you cover for another motherfucker who's a kiddy-fucker
Fuck you, you're no better than the motherfucking rapist
And if you don't like the swearing that this motherfucker forced from me
And reckon it shows moral or intellectual paucity
Then f..ck you, motherfucker, this is language one employs
When one is f..cking cross about motherfuckers f..cking boys.

And I don't give a f..ck if calling the Pope a motherfucker
Means you unthinkingly brand me an unthinking apostate
This has nowt to do with other f..cking godly motherfuckers
I'm not interested right now in theological debate
There are other f..cking songs and there are other f..cking ways
I'll be a religious apologist on other f..cking days
But the fact remains if you protect a SINGLE kiddy f..cker
Then Pope or Prince or Plumber, you're a f..cking motherfucker

And I don't give a f..ck what any other motherfucker
Believes about Jesus and his motherfucking mother
I've no problem with the spiritual beliefs of other f..ckers
While those beliefs don't impact on the happiness of others
But if you build your church on claims of f..cking moral authority
And with threats of hell impose it on others in society
Then you, you motherfuckers, can expect some f..cking wrath
When it turns out you've been f..cking us in our motherfucking asses
Our motherfucking asses

So f..ck the motherfucker, and f..ck you, motherfucker
If you're still a motherfucking papist.
If he covered for a single motherfucker who's a kiddy-fucker,
Fuck him, he's as evil as the motherfucking rapist
And if you look into your motherfucking heart and tell me true
If this motherfucking stupid f..cking song offended you
With it's filthy f..cking language and it's f..cking direspect
If it made you feel angry, go ahead and write a letter
But if you find me more offensive than the possibility
The Pope protected priests when they were getting f..cking fiddly
Then listen to me motherfucker - this here is a fact
You are just as morally misguided as that motherfucking
Power-hungry, self-aggrandized bigot in the stupid f..cking hat



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