Tim Hawkins The Eagles
On a dark, country highway
Cool wind in your hair
Warm smell of a corn dog
Rising up through the air
You see a sign in the distance
that says, "We Are Open All Day"
And if you walk up to the entrance
that's where you'll here me say
I'm a greeter at a Wal-Mart in California!
Were my vest is blue
and my hair is too.