Tim Hawkins Freecreditreport.com Spoof
Just the other day some dude asked me
where I'm gonna spend eternity
He said I didn't know my future was wack
so he opened up the holy book and showed me that
F-R-E-E that spells 'free'
salvation for you and me
says there in John 3:16
In your King James or your NIV
now I'm kinda glad we had that little chat
and I know I'll go to heaven when I take the dirt nap
Whose the one that set me free?