Taxidermy Recital Sally O'malley
Sally had tourette's, isn't that sad? Sally had
tourette's really really really bad
And sometimes she said PANCAKES!
Sally went fishing out on the lake
Poor Sally caught a beaver by mistake
And sometimes she said VAGINA!
Sally O'Malley
Poor Sally
Sally had tourette's, a terrible disease
Sally got bitten by a pekinese
And sometimes she said CUMQUAT!
Sally was Irish, isn't that fun?
Sally got burned like a lobster in the sun
And sometimes she said PIMENTO LOAF!
Sally O'Malley
Poor Sally
Sally was cursed with terrible luck
Her daddy got crushed by a pickup truck
And sometimes she said WENUS!
Sally was drinking a Coca Cola
Unfortunately she got ebola
And sometimes she said STOP TOUCHING MY DAMN WINDOW!
Sally O'Malley
Poor Sally