Talkshow Boy I Cut Myself
[Intro]
It's like 36 degrees here
Celsius
Don't hate this until you rate this
Don't knock this until you rock this (That's right)
Come on Adrian sing us a song
(Come on Adrian sing us a song)
[Verse 1]
I cut myself shaving
It wasn't intentional yeah
I went to a party
I put a picture of you in my wallet
I wore a suit suit suit
It did not suit my style
I wore my brand new belt
'Coz now I know how Ian Curtis felt
[Chorus]
Oh my little pretty one I touch myself
I touch myself
And everywhere I look I always find myself aside myself
I think I'm all together
But I tear myself apart
Because I cut myself
I cut myself
I cut myself
I cut myself
[Verse 2]
Shaving
You f..ck yourself way too hard
You wouldn't be cool if it weren't for the lessons that you learned in Belgium
In the white room, you shoot me dead
I'm in the air, in subatomic particles
In my bathroom and in my bed
With Hustler magazine
I read it for the articles
[Chorus]
Oh my little pretty one I touch myself
I touch myself
And everywhere I look I always find myself aside myself
I think I'm all together
But I tear myself apart
Because I cut myself
I cut myself
I cut myself
I cut myself
Oh my little pretty one I touch myself
I touch myself
And everywhere I look I always find myself aside myself
I think I'm all together
But I tear myself apart
[Outro]
Here's a list of cute foods (what?)
Squash
Chicory
Bubble and Squeak
Pork pie
Fairy bread
Dim sims
Eggs
Ham
Ham on the bone
Ham in general
Cream
Caramel
Dr. Pepper
Doc Pop's Kettle Pops
Gummy Bears
Gingerbread men
Chupa Chups
Red bones
Souffle
Toffee Apple
Hot dog
Frosted Flakes
Guacamole
Sorbet
Eggs Benedict
Brain
B-brain.
