Talkshow Boy More Me In The Foldback
[?] You're not on the guest list
You're not on the guest list
Killin' my cool like [?] Harvey and Asbestos
On the radio
You've got your own show
Bold and beautiful
Young and restless
Turn off the house lights
Turn on the strobe lights
Here's a new track!
More me in the foldback
Guys and dolls at the back of the room
Keep on drinking cause immediately they're lovin' any sound!
All the kids around me look like they are gonna lose it
I say "love unto the internet
And make some f..ckin' music!"
Learn to chop up beats and get some B2B software
Rip that shit to CD-R
And get it f..ckin' out there!
I'm on the A-list
You're not famous
You put my whole career on your playlist!
You need a stylist
I need to kill this
You got your name spelled wrong
Turn off the house lights
Turn on the strobe lights
Here's a new track!
More me in the foldback
Guys and dolls at the back of the room
Keep on drinking cause immediately they're lovin' any sound!
A messed-up kid
When jocks were beatin' beatin' me down
Made some songs
So pretty people'd talk to me now
Kissing kicks
And getting more f..cked up then I should
Nowhere to go except to laptop pop obscurity
In the discos
People always know what my name is
I don't need to introduce myself, 'cause I'm famous
Googling Talkshow Boy to see what dickheads have said
Destined to be a f..cking footnote in pop history
Or taped to bedroom walls of teenage girls who hate their parents
Life is sweet!
Don't worship me!
