What If That Guy From Smashing Pumpkins Lost His Car Keys Lyrics

Stephen Lynch What If That Guy From Smashing Pumpkins Lost His Car Keys

Where the f..ck are my car keys?
They were right here in my hand.

I had them just a second ago

Did I leave them in the kitchen?
Or underneath the cushins of the couch?

I can't find them anywhere, anywh- Oh wait here they are.