Stan Ridgway Afghan-forklift
			
Ringin' on the telephone, pick it up and say 
What's a man to do with all the trouble 'round today? 
Heard it takes a worried man to sing a worried song 
Sing it now, but Lord, don't let it all go on too long 
Chorus: 
Somethin' in the air, and it's movin' like a southbound 
train 
Sun is goin' down, and it seems like I'll be the same 
World keeps spinnin' 'round, people say there's debt to 
pay 
I don't know––too busy with my life from day to day 
But whosoever journeys up against that border line 
The shadows of an ancient flame burn away in time 
I was down in Arkansas, workin' graveyard shift 
Movin' crates for exportation with a big forklift 
Most were crackers, Coca-Cola, shoes and ceiling fans 
Two were marked Top Secret, headed for Afghanistan 
Chorus repeat 
See shadows on the sun, see a comin' thundercloud 
Nothin' will persuade, but all will be allowed 
And some will seek their god from a heaven in the sky 
Defendin' their affliction with a holy alibi 
Ringin' on the telephone, pick it up and say 
What's a man to do with all the trouble 'round today? 
I'm callin' up the president, ask him what he say 
No answer, left a message, when he's back from holiday 
Chorus repeat 
Now the drums are poundin', hear them blowin' on the 
horn 
Two hands are on the hammer, and the fabric has been 
torn 
Dam's about to burst, floods are all around 
No more water, little Sylvie, 'cause I think I'm gonna 
drown 
Ringin' on the telephone, pick it up and say 
What's a man to do with all the trouble 'round today? 
Heard it takes a worried man to sing a worried song 
Sing it now, but Lord, don't make it all go on too long 
All go on too long