Hotel (skit) Lyrics

South Park Mexican Hotel (skit)

[people talking in background]
[laughing]

[phone rings]

[South Park Mexican:]
Hold up dawg.
That's the manager man, hold on, let me see who this
is.
Dope House.

[Woman on phone:]
Hello? This is the front desk & it's way past your
checkout time.

[South Park Mexican:]
What? Hold on, is this really the front desk?

[Woman:]
Yes sir, this is the front desk & you need to leave or
pay another day.

[South Park Mexican:]
Man, that is amazing. I didn't know a front desk could
talk.

[people in room laughing:]

[South Park Mexican:]
I tell you what. I'm a go downstairs & if the front
desk starts talkin' to me I will leave that second, I
promise.

[Woman:]
Sir, I will call the police if you don't leave.

[South Park Mexican:]
What you mean? Your a front desk that has hands too?
Damn! That's amazin'!

[Man in room:]
Tell 'em for them too make us breakfast then!

[Woman on phone:]
Sir, we're not playing.