Honest Man (skit) Lyrics

South Park Mexican Honest Man (skit)

[GROUPIE:]
Yeah that pussy's good
Mmm you like that?

[SPM:]
Yeah

[RING RING:]

[SPM:]
Damn hold up
Damn!
Who the f..ck's calling me?

[GROUPIE:]
Don't answer it

[SPM:]
Ho-hold on lemme see
Nah that's my baby's momma
If I don't answer it she'll bring her ass over here
hold on
Just don't say nothin'

[ON THE PHONE:]
Dope House

[GIRLFRIEND:]
What are you doin'?

[SPM:]
Nothin'

[GIRLFRIEND:]
What took you so long to answer the phone?
What the f..ck's goin' on?

[SPM:]
Nuttin' man, damn!
I'll call you back

[GIRLFRIEND:]
Whatever

[SPM:]
Alright bye

[GROUPIE:]
Carlos why you lie to that girl like that?

[SPM:]
Watchu talkin' bout?
I didn't lie to that girl, I told her I was nuttin'