Shteppi I Wrote This Directly After Locking Myself Out Of My Apartment.
[Chorus]
So drunk, not a single bus in sight (Fuck)
And I'm locked out my apartment, so I
Call all of my friends to stay the night
But they're all asleep, so
Guess I'ma just take my sitch
Daydream 'bout how I never should've took that hit of
Whatever the f..ck was in your pipe
[Verse]
Hollywood's for the suited, its situation's like
The one I got myself in right now, i feel so stupid
And maybe if I was a cool kid
I'd have like fifteen butlers waiting at my gate, but I guess not
[Interlude]
Wow, first world problems, Stephanie, you're locked out of your Hollywood apartment
You wanna jerk yourself off some more? f..ckin' loser
Why the f..ck didn't they givе me a real key? Why is it on my phonе? (Uh-uh-uh)
That's so f..cking ridiculous
[Pre-Chorus]
So I'll just peer through the windows
All them shut, I'm starting to lose all hope, I'm f..cked
[Chorus]
So drunk, not a single bus in sight
And I'm locked out my apartment, so I
Call all of my friends to stay the night
But they're all asleep, so
Guess I'ma just take my sitch
Daydream 'bout how I never should've took that hit of
Whatever the f..ck was in your pipe, in your pipe
[Post-Chorus]
Whatever the f..ck was in your pipe
So drunk, not a single bus in sight
In sight
[Outro]
Please just f..ckin' pick up, man, Jesus Christ
(Your call has been forwarded to—)
God f..cking damn it—
