Showtek Edm Sucks
Hi, my name is Siri
I am a humanized artificial intelligence
Tonight I will be taking over as your DJ
Let's take it back to 2014, where sit-downs and PLURR were still a thing
All we need is a cheesy sing-a-long gimmick and a super generic predictable half-time drop that every DJ wants to play
Are you f..cking ready?
Roses are red, violets are blue
EDM sucks, and so do you, bitch
I know that all you human party mother f..ckers want to hear a second and easy anticipated drop
Are you f..cking ready?
Roses are red, violets are blue
EDM sucks, and so do you, bitch
EDM sucks
And so do you, bitch