Showboat Blastoff This Gorilla Is An Eskimo
[Intro: Showboat Blastoff]
Alright assholes, who likes Alaska, who likes gorillas?
Hey bobby tell your mom she owes me a cannoli!
[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo
Well now your just being foolish you f..cking asshole
This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo
My husband does not stand for balogna
[Verse 1: Showboat Blastoff]
Everyone gather round check this out
Whats under this cloth
Ill give you three slaps if you get it wrong
Is it bananas to guess that it could be plantains?
Well not at all if you get slapped in your f..cking face
Settle down settle down ill give you a hint
It's a type of ape that only eats fish
Now come on gather round lets do this
I'll start with the man in the back
You with the hammer pants
You're a chromasome away from hanging with the trailer trash
I know your living lavish 1980's bag phone
But whats that gotta do with the questions that I got
Its not my fault, its not my fault that's the story of your life
That's why you keep getting passed over for promotions
Am I right?
And if im right just throw your hammer pants way up in the air and wave them round til you shake the crumbs right out your science project underwear
So just be a man, wipe that shit off your hand and take your chance at this microphone stand
Come on asshole, what is this?
[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo
No way I demand a second opinion
This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo
I guess I can see it around the nose and mouth area
This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo
Well now your just being foolish you f..cking asshole
This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo
My husband does not stand for balogna
[Verse 2: Showboat Blastoff]
OOOH
Wizards hat with a mountain cat, with your eyes fixed on my huevo sack
George Michael called just to touch base and just how your doin
Its down to business, tell me what is this
Could it be three guys with dog dicks playing Russian roulette, repping their set, pounding moet with bobafett in the back of oprahs private jet
O no im not done yet
Just like what lisa did to chet, but imagine the balls a bit bigger
Sitting at the drive in with the rusty one arm scissor scissor
Meanwhile the pilot took a powder bout an hour ago
And now the belly of the craft is touching the trees below
And yhou can always tell when im lyin when you see my dick
Grow grow grow grow grow grow grow grow
Someone hit me with the cattle prod, im falling off track
Lets get back to the fool with the xray vision on my ball bag
“hi sir, greetings from the planet planet earth
Is that motorcycle helmet made out of nerf?
Well come on well come on!!
[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo
No way I demand a second opinion
This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo
I guess I can see it around the nose and mouth area
This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo
Well now your just being foolish you f..cking asshole
This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo
My husband does not stand for balogna
[Bridge: Showboat Blastoff]
You can take your chances standing with the balogna
But theres a strong possibility you might wind up sitting on the sausage
Those are your options
Choose as you may
He's just a gorilla, or is he?
[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo
No way I demand a second opinion
This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo
I guess I can see it around the nose and mouth area
This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo
Well now your just being foolish you f..cking asshole
This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo
Just ask anybody, freakin anybody!
This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo
Grunttttttttt susan lucci
This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo
Well I know im immortal but im too lazy to find out
This gorilla, this gorilla, this gorilla is an Eskimo
I just secured funding for a 3rd stargate, put it with the others, uh ch um please, thank you