Showboat Blastoff Jetstream
[Verse 1: Showboat Blastoff]
Paranoid people just turn the light on
Youre all alone
Turn the lights back off, beware youre sending out some mixed signals
I never have to watch just what I say
And if you watch close
You can see me shifting shapes
Flip my face, but my mind stays
I got a nervous system, never turn my eyes off
I never left the planet, but name tag says im blastov
I know its not a common phrase
But its my catch phrase
A Mexican kamakaze needs a couple of ashtrays
Don't need a wish list everyday im whipping out
Check out my montage, Kleenex, deep tissue massage
Im looking at my calendar it just says hard decisions
I got a time machine ive seen just how the world ends
I shut my mind off, but it doesn't mean ive signed off
Remove out my microchip, and stand up all by my self, self, self
Wanna to give the wrong impression ?
Roll up in a hazmat
Self service situation?
Matches for a gas cap
Showboat
Sitting on a stack of lies chiseled into stone
Just like an insect that's been dipped in chrome
Blastoff
[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
Eyes burn because my conciousness is jetstream
Leave my couch at home, I learned that from my last dream
You push a nice car, you can't afford the gasoline
When it comes to cheese and coffee, I'm all about cream
[Verse 2: Showboat Blastoff]
If you could see me now, your tapped into my hypervision
Shoulder devil, to help me help me make the wrong decisions
Do you hear a xylophone, I need to dial out
I hear your reverberations
When you walk in with your clam out
Seafood decisions
Go thru the red door, in the back of the liquor store
Ask for Darth Kowalski, and remind him that he owes me from the old days
Sitting pretty Till my ass numb
Didn't need a money tree until I went and passed one
True story
Your storys longer then my lavish life span
You got some jokes in your pocket I got my life in my hands
I draw my face on a piece of paper, and then I point at it
Tape it to a window and I whip a coin at it
Its almost automatic
Don't analyze don't try to dig deep
But I see my rotting face everytime I sleep, and then I weep
If you soft in the center, youll never last long
If you want to get used to it get some nuts and drop the nugat
Drop your pants and prove it
I got a new pair scissors that ive been dying to try out
Hold the sauerkraut
Chorus! Chorus! Chorus! Chorus!
[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
Eyes burn because my conciousness is jetstream
Leave my couch at home, I learned that from my last dream
You push a nice car, you can't afford the gasoline
When it comes to cheese and coffee, I'm all about cream
[Verse 3: Showboat Blastoff]
If your shopping for compliments, well your in the wrong store
Just opened up our doors, our special of the week is lost cause
And if theres a price on my head its because I act dumb
Had a little cash last night bought myself price gun
Good purchase
That storys real, how could you ask that
Are you babysitting or are you gonna pass that
I got a good recommendation from my swagtron
If you get the means I recommend you go and grab one
It said do a few donuts up on the lawn
Your neighbors love it
Hell it's a swagtron, so I have to trust it trust it
Two glover lastnight im not talking bout corey
When you get a little older catch my bedtime story
[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
Eyes burn because my conciousness is jetstream
Leave my couch at home, I learned that from my last dream
You push a nice car, you can't afford the gasoline
When it comes to cheese and coffee, I'm all about cream