Showboat Blastoff Hushmoney
[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
Ba Ba Ba Ba Buttcheeks
You got to have deep pockets to have a mind as sick as yours
Give me my give me my give me my hush money
Grab your wallet and be prepared to drop your drawers
Give me my give me my give me my hush money
[Verse 1: Showtboat Blastoff]
Well Mr. Morality
Smile for the camera as you open up the envelope
Never seen no photos like this
Well if this is your mistress, who is this guy with the giraffe
Whys he got peanut butter on his ass
And I never seen anything quite like this
Fisting a fish while sipping on a glass of dog piss
And in this one I don't even know where to start
Where does go to score endangered whale farts
And I get it how you run this town
In your clown makeup dressed in a woman's night gown
Do you think that you could look your kid in the eye
As you give a dog a piggy back ride as you wave goodbye
As you hit off rest stop after rest stop
Ever get bored of getting whipped with an extension cord
Well I got it on camera, and the tape don't lie
You gave a lapdance to a guy while getting hit with a pie
The footage was so touching it'd bring a tear to the eye of every American as it hits the news at 9
Well I know you love your family
So paypal large sums of cash to me
And carry on here just so casually
Give me my give me my give me my hush hush hush hush hush money
[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
Ba Ba Ba Ba Buttcheeks
You got to have deep pockets to have a mind as sick as yours
Give me my give me my give me my hush money
Grab your wallet and be prepared to drop your drawers
Give me my give me my give me my hush money
[Verse 2: Showtboat Blastoff]
Spiderman suit naturally with the ass cut out
Playing around with time travel watching your family ties unglue
Im not here to judge, just trying to wet my beak while you pummlehorse some buttcheeks
Buttcheeks, Add it to your calendar
Set a reminder for everyday guess whos working late
But before you stop off you gotta do the drop off
Leave a briefcase, 1080p hd I see your face
You never seem to look the least bit concerned
In a bathroom stall straight to voicemail when you wife calls
Wheres my envelope, cause this ain't my evelope, this one is light
After what I saw lastnight now your paying double
Oh, and I almost forgot
Be so kind to follow me feast your eyes on my new insurance policy
You really have to be alittle more careful with your horse saddle, baby rattle and your dna laden cricket paddle
Cause if this if this falls into the wrong hands its not long before your tied to the disappearance of that strongman
And let me be the first to point out, I deserve an emmy for the clip of you taking the stairs on that lunch tray
NUDE
Acting totally rude
Wearing church shoes sitting on an upsidedown bar stool
And by the way id see a doctor about this mole by your hole
Just some friendly advice, or I could just tell your wife
From my telephoto lens I can see your butthairs are a tad bit crummy
Cough up my hush money
I got xray vision, don't bother to close the doors
Give me my hush money
Your triple X roller derby is gonna land me on Forbes
Give me my Give me my hush money
When you pass they gotta take your brain and study it
Cause man, your into some seriously dark bizarre funny shit
[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
Ba Ba Ba Ba Buttcheeks
You got to have deep pockets to have a mind as sick as yours
Give me my give me my give me my hush money
Grab your wallet and be prepared to drop your drawers
Give me my give me my give me my hush money