Volvo Man Lyrics

I'm not a vicious person

But you bet I know what's right

I'm here to teach you how to drive

To help you see the light

I'll fix your driving problems

No matter what they are

You'll find out just what I mean

When you drive behind my car

I am what I am

I am Volvo Man

Drive in the fast lane

30 km below the legal limit

I'll beep my horn at a stationary car

Even though theres no-one in it

I have my lights on high beam

Even though it is not dark

I'll muck around, confuse you

And then I'll take your park

I am what I am

I am Volvo Man

I slow down at every intersection

Regardless of the color of the lights

There's airbags on the left hand side

And there's airbags on the right

I put my blinker on two minutes

before I turn into a street

My car alarm will sound all night

If you come within 50 feet

I am what I am

I am Volvo Man