New Zealand Lyrics

Oh gove me

Fufty-sex buts of fash and chips

I hiven't said that since

Nineteen fufty-sux

That's a bit rich

If you kuss me on the lops

I'll hut you with my fust

If you guve me the shuts

Amen

Real Lyrics:

Oh give me

Fifty-six bits of fish and chips

I haven't said that since

Nineteen fifty-six

That's a bit rich

If you kiss me on the lips

I'll hit you with my fist

If you give me the shits

Amen