Scared Weird Little Guys Bloody Jeff
I lost my job and my wife did too - Bloody Jeff
I can't catch a tram - don't know what to do - Bloody
Jeff
The ozone hole makes it hot as hell - Bloody Jeff
And a team from Perth won the AFL - Bloody Jeff
Jeff Kennott's responsible for everything that goes
wrong
You might think we're making it up, but the list goes
on and on
I stubbed my toe so hard I cried - Bloody Jeff
The Beatles split up and Elvis died - Bloody Jeff
I couldn't find a pen when I went to the bank - Bloody
Jeff
The Hindenburg burned, the Titanic sank, -whose fault?
- Bloody Jeff
Jeff Kennott's nasty man, he has been since his youth
He knows all the words to American Pie and we'll tell
you the truth
The truth is: Jeff Kennott is Dracula
He's Bigfoot
He's also a UFO
Jeff shot JR
He shot JFK
He shot Michael J Fox
- Hang on, Michael J Fox didn't get shot!
- YET!
Ladies and Gentlemen the worst thing of all: Jeff
Kennott killed Laura Palmer
Jeff Kennott likes Billy Ray Cyrus, and he wears bad
clothes
And he's responsible for Michael Jackson's nose
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