Scalladosis Mama Kiss Me
[Chorus]
Mama kiss me
On the cheek ‘cause I'm a landlubber
Mama kiss me
On the lips ‘cause I'm a land lover
Mama kiss me
On the forehead ‘cause I ate some blubber
Mama kiss me
On the nose ‘cause there is no other
[Verse 1]
Mama kiss me
On the chin, and then I'll go fix a rudder
Mama kiss me
On the neck, then can you please pass the butter?
Mama kiss me
On the ear ‘cause I ate some rubber
Mama kiss me
On the nose ‘cause there is no other
[Bridge]
Mama kiss me 'cause I've been a good boy
And then I'll do something like play with a toy
After you kiss me, I'll do other things
Like fix a car engine or maybe sing
Mama kiss me, I've been a good boy
Because I helped fix a sheet of alloy
After you kiss me, I'll do something else
Like put some items back on a shelf
[Verse 2]
Mama kiss me
On the head so I can get the best of her
Mama kiss me
On the throat ‘cause I was nice to my brother
Mama kiss me
On the mouth, then I'll go squeeze a cow's udder
Mama kiss me
On the nose ‘cause there is no other
[Chorus]
Mama kiss me
On the cheek ‘cause I'm a landlubber
Mama kiss me
On the lips ‘cause I'm a land lover
Mama kiss me
On the forehead ‘cause I ate some blubber
Mama kiss me
On the nose ‘cause there is no other
[Refrain]
Mama kiss me
On the nose ‘cause there is no other