John Mcclane Lyrics

[Verse 1: Max Bemis]

Tiny man, chubby man

A trembling, scruffy, lazy man

Sculpting with my puffy hands

[?] my pride's demands

Tonight, a need to be redeemed

I'm in the nude, inhaling ice cream

Talking to my dogs

[Pre-Chorus 1: Max Bemis]

Say something I could believe in

It's just the jolt that I'm needing

Chew at the seam of this fracture

It's just the freedom I'm after

One night I fail to remember

One night apart from my gender

No phallic need for ambition

Help me escape from this kitchen

[Chorus: Max Bemis]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

I'm wasted, I'm wasted, I'm wasted, I'm wasted

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

I'm wasted, I'm wasted, I taste it

[Verse 2: Max Bemis]

Tiny mind, tiny mind

Someone flog my tiny mind

Internet has humped me blind

"I think I smoked too much this time!"

I hear the call of something pure

Luring me out of my door

So I'm headed out now

[Pre-Chorus 2: Max Bemis]

Into the throb of no-culture

Into the wreckage of altars

An altered state, and an ending

No petty, putrid pretending

Let's band together and belt it

Out to the marrow, they melted

You've got a finger, now use it

No need for ambivalent music

[Chorus: Max Bemis]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

I'm wasted, I'm wasted, I'm wasted, I'm wasted

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

I'm wasted, I'm wasted, I taste it

[Outro: Max Bemis, Chris Conley, Matt Pryor]

And she said

"You rode my tongue like a tab of poison

I'm gonna wake with an anvil brain

And if you want, stumble home with me, boy

I'll be the Ripley to your John McClane, oh God

[?] is a revelation

Until the [?] and the White House burns

And as my eyes tumble back in my head

My fate erupts, and my insides churn you out"