Lap Dance Junkie Lyrics

Right Said Fred Lap Dance Junkie

Would you like a little company
Was the first thing she said to me
A baby doll in kitten heels
Gives a look knowing how it feels

So oh baby just one more time
This lap dance junkie's spending his last dime
It ain't no joke but I think that I'm broke
Loving you is mentally exhausting

Young assassin dance a while
My cold hard cash for a hot soft smile
I love the tight little dress you wear
I hate you in it when I'm not there

So oh baby just one more time
This lap dance junkie's spending his last dime
It ain't no joke but I think that I'm broke
Loving you is mentally exhausting
Mentally exhausting

Never dream I was that kind of guy
A hang-dog look with those puppy eyes
I guess I'm hooked can't stay away
A lap dance junkie needs his cabaret
So oh baby just one more time
This lap dance junkie's spending his last dime
It ain't no joke but I think that I'm broke
Loving you is mentally exhausting

So oh baby just one more time
This lap dance junkie's spending his last dime
It ain't no joke but I think that I'm broke
Loving you is mentally exhausting
Mentally exhausting