Ralph Pelleymounter My Drunken Love
Honey your face has slipped
And there's vomit on your dress
And you've been picking fights with every violent type
We've passed along the road tonight
As I tried to get your drunk ass home
You've been acting out half remembered scenes
From films and shows and fermented dreams
And flipping off every taxi that pulls over
Lady you've been laying claim to the moon
And cursing the sun for rising too soon
You've been knocking over every dustbin
Like it's the greatest trick the world's ever seen
You've been handing me your bag and calling me
Your pack mule
You've been laughing at the strangest things
And dancing to police sirens
And why the hell have you only got one shoe
And no no no no
There's no hope for me
'Cos on this damn road
You're the only one for me
