Psychefunkapus Young Love Is A Bitch
"Young Love is a Bitch" by Psychefunkapus This is a song about love .... young love Johnny promised Jackie he would meet her after school all his friends are watchin' so he tries to be cool Meets her in the courtyard, stares into her eyes and the sound of his voice makes her little titties rise he says "Listen, Jackie baby, let me take you to the prom - I'll even wear a suit if that'll turn you on. Let me put my arms around you, let me whisper in your ear the sweet words of love I know you want to hear." Jackie starts to quiver, she begins to sweat Johnny's only smiling 'cause he knows he got her wet He starts to move in closer, her body starts to itch and a little voice inside her tells her Young love is a bitch Young love is a bitch Young love is a bitch (tell her) Young love is a bitch Jennie's got a crush on her Spanish teacher but all he does is treat her like a seniorita She goes to school in minis, doesn't wear a bra bodies like hers oughtta be against the law She waits 'till class is over then she moves across the room Teacher's getting nervous just from smelling her perfume He looks her body over as she tells him, "Make a wish!" And finally he takes her thinking Young love is a bitch Young love is a bitch Young love is a bitch (tell her) Young love is a bitch (ain't that a trip?) Remember when you're young and you're looking for affection Be sure to hold on to your heart Don't give in to love unless you're very well protected 'Till your old enough to know better, stop before you start (Stop! Stop!) WHEN I WAS JUST A BOY I ALWAYS TOLD A LIE 'CAUSE WHEN I CAN'T GET PUSSY IT ALWAYS GOT ME BY BUT NOW THAT I'M A MAN I SAY THESE WORDS TO YOU DON'T EVER, EVER, EVER DON'T EVER LET 'EM HEAR WHAT THEY THINK IS TRUE YOUNG LOVE, YOUNG LOVE, YOUNG LOVE, IS A BITCH YOUNG LOVE, YOUNG LOVE, YOUNG LOVE, IS A BITCH Young love ... is a bitch, yeah Young love ... is a bitch, is a bitch Young love ... is a bitch, yeah