Porkers Perfect Teeth
Perfect teeth, behind those perfect lips, to match
those perfect eyes
I’m hypnotised, her sudden grace, my pieces fell to
place
To watch her style, and her smile, I’m mesmerised.
Every time she’s around me someone slaps me on my back
And says “hey guy take note of that, don’t let this one
just walk away”
She’s got everything I’ve needed, portable, compact,
completed
My common sense has been deleted, can’t let her pass by
me this time.
With those perfect teeth, behind those perfect lips, to
match those perfect eyes
I’m hypnotised, her sudden grace, my pieces fell to
place
To watch her style, and her smile, I’m mesmerised
Thank you doctor for your maintenance and care
For your years and years of service on my girl’s
hardware
She’s got 32 in sequence of perfect pearly whites
And my what was it you did for her appetite?
Every time she’s round me music whispers down my ears
Says “ Sonny Jim get the message clear, don’t let this
one just walk away”
And all my friends they say they see the chain reaction
easily
Of all the things she does to me forever she would make
my day
With those perfect teeth, behind those perfect lips, to
match those perfect eyes
I’m hypnotised, her sudden grace, my pieces fell right
into place
To watch her style, and her smile, I’m mesmerised
Perfect teeth, perfect lips, perfect eyes I’m
hypnotised
Perfect teeth, perfect lips, perfect eyes I’m
mesmerised
Hypnotised, mesmerised
Hypnotised, mesmerised
