Porkers Designated Drinker
Party starter, party bender, every weekend long
weekender,
parties hard, no stop and thinker, he's the designated
drinker!
Stop that man from driving take his keys,
swap them for a beer from him with ease,
centre of attention, plan of his intention,
Stop that man!
Party starter, party bender, every weekend long
weekender,
parties hard, no stop and thinker, he's the designated
drinker!
Who’s that man he's got all the moves,
air guitar and his dancin' shoes,
he's the voice of our generation,
soaked his lips with lubrication,
Who’s that man!
Party starter, party bender, every weekend long
weekender,
parties hard, no stop and thinker, he's the designated
drinker!
Just before you have that drink,
take a moment to stop and think,
check the time, and check your bearings,
check out all those people staring,
different party, same routine,
same old tricks that we've all seen,
party clown there's no respect,
but what the hell did you expect?
See that man on the park bench,
for him the party never ends,
sleeps amongst the garbage bags,
he lost the wife and kids he had
See that man he is just the....
(Party starter, party bender, every weekend long
weekender,
parties hard, no stop and thinker, he's the designated
drinker!) x 2
