Ugly Drunken Woman Lyrics

One Friday night I was strolling out

To get me outta here

Go to the pub just for a black stuff

But it ended up with ten beer

Coz a lady came and she start to complain

And bluster to me all night

She paid me the drinks with a pander blink

Then she kissed me with her stinking mouth

Coz this ugly drunken woman

Drinks like a man

But she’s pride like a dame

It’s like the age of romance

We like to dance

In our elegant way

And she paid me drinks for f..ck her

And I’m just a bugger

I come round the game

The prey can be another me to fall

She doesn’t care at all

Full of lust we were driving fast

In my car to a cheap motel

She’s turned her brain

Coz the last champaigne

Knocked her out so well

She was out of pride, dressed like a bride

There’s a monkey on my back

Wanted to be wife,

Get a perfect life,

But all I left’s the jack