Nightmare Lyre The Hound Ov Hades
[Verse 1]
These are the simple rules
No barking, no growling
You will not lift your leg
To anything in this house
This is not your room
No slobbering, no chewing
You will wear a flea collar
This is not your room
[Chorus]
Don't eat the car! Not the car!
Oh, what am I yelling at you for? You're a dog!
Don't eat the car! Not the car!
Oh, what am I yelling at you for? You're a dog!
[Verse 2]
No begging for food
No sniffing of crotches
And you will not drink from my toilet
This is not your room
Here's a muffin for Hooch
I got a muffin for Hooch
No begging for food
This is not your room
[Chorus]
Don't eat the car! Not the car!
Oh, what am I yelling at you for? You're a dog!
Don't eat the car! Not the car!
Oh, what am I yelling at you for? You're a dog!
[Outro]
The Hound ov Hades
The Hound ov Hades
The Hound ov Hades
The Hound ov Hades
