Muppets Doozer Knitting Song
It's neat and it's sweet It's a ding dong treat Knittin' socks for little feet Just sittin' with your knittin' all day long You know knittin's friendly And knittin's fun Knittin's good for everyone And that is why we sing this knittin' song Well it's knit one pearl two What's a Doozer gonna do With a gol-darn Ball of yarn? It's stitch three drop four Pitch that knittin' out the door right now There's a green there's a red There's a knot in my thread A knitter needs his noggin read So don't come 'round and speak to me of yarn You can k-nit all day and k-nothin' fits 'Cause only k-nitwits like to k-nit And k-nittin' k-needles just ain't worth a darn Well it's knit one pearl two What's a Doozer gonna do With a gol-darn Ball of yarn? It's stitch three drop four Pitch that knittin' out the door right now
