Muppets Somebody's Getting Married - The Marriage
Jeff Moss Bear: Extra! Extra! Somebody's getting married! Bear 2: Somebody's getting married? HEY, somebody's getting married! Bear 3: Whoa, somebody's getting married! Pops: Somebody's getting married??? Lew Zealand: Somebody's getting marrrrieeeed! Group: Somebody's getting married! Somebody's getting married! Somebody's getting somebody's getting somebody's getting somebody somebody somebody somebody...! [etc.] Kermit, Gonzo, Fozzie, Scooter: Somebody get some flowers! Somebody get a ring! Somebody get a chapel and a choir to sing! Kermit: Somebody get an organ to play! Singing Tuxedos: Cause somebody's getting married today! [a bit of the 'end of ceremony' music played] Miss Piggy, Janice, Camilla: Somebody get a preacher! Somebody bake a cake! Somebody get some shoes and rice and presents to take! Miss Piggy: Somebody get a sweet negilee! Singing Veils: Cause somebody's getting married today! Swedish Chef: Weddink! Weddink! Pig and froggie weddink! Men: Somebody get champagne! Somebody rent a room! Girls: Somebody get the lovely bride! And somebody get the- _ Men: Somebody get the- [Kermit stumbles o.s here, obviously nervous, the rhyming word being "groom" of course...] Both: Somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody--! Female Voices: Somebody get this wedding underway! Swedish Chef: Cus sue-one gettink marrink today! [Musical bridge] Bear Family: Somebody getting married....today! [In Church] Ernie: Are they here yet, are they here yet, did I miss it, am I late? Bert: No, they're be here any minute! Cookie Monster: Oh boy, me can hardly wait. Pops: Isn't this exciting--it's the wedding of the year! Sam The Eagle: Well, can't we start without them? Muppet News Anchorman: No, you can't until they're here. Sam: Hmm. Chorus of Penguins: They're fin-all-y getting ma-rrr-ied now! [Musical bridge, sounds of wedding bells] Miss Piggy: He'll make me happy Each time I see him He'll be the reason My heart can sing He'll stand beside me And now I'm everything. Kermit: She'll make me happy Each time I hold her And I will follow where my heart may lead And she'll be all I'll ever need Babies: Days go passing into years Old Ladies: Years go passing day by day. Audience (with sobbing heard): She'll make him happy Now and forever Until forever their love will grow She only knows he'll make her happy That's all she needs to know. They'll be so happy Now and forever Until forever their love will grow- Miss Piggy: I only know He'll make me happy That's all I need...to...know... Fozzie: (whispering): Hey, Gonzo, I thought you were going to play the priest? Gonzo: (enthralled): Shhhh! Priest: Do you, Piggy, take this frog to be your lawful wedded husband--do you? Miss Piggy: I do... Priest: Do you Froggie take this Pig to be your lawful wedded wife until you die? Kermit: Well, I? Well....I...? Priest: Do you? Kermit: (gulp). I do... Priest: Then because you share a love so big I now pronounce you frog and pig. [THE Kiss.] Celebration, cheering from all the Muppets. Penguins evidently are tossed or throw themselves across the aisle. Kermit: What better way could anything end? Hand in hand with a friend. FIN
