Tory Potion No.9 Lyrics

Moxy Fruvous Tory Potion No.9

They serve it up...we drink it down
They serve it up...we drink it down
Politicians really are the cream of the crop
They work so hard to make injustices stop
Economics, violence, the problems they must solve,
And if they're not in parliament...(what?)...
They're probably playing golf.
Kim Campbell's staking out her leadership turf
But they should never give a mike to a smurf
She represents change 'cause she's not a man, I guess
But I look at her and all I see is...(what?)...
Mulroney in a dress
(it's sexy, I confess)
They gamble with our jobs and then they call it Free Trade
They scrape the GST off every cent you get paid
Their leadership campaign was an expensive parade
We foot the bill, what a thrill, it's a charade
Newspapers print what corporations see fit
Look for dissention and you won't find a bit
We told them last october to reject the status quo
But read a story 'bout the feds...(what?)...
And watch the propaganda flow
Well...Kim Cambell has made her message so clear
Free Trade and helicopters and the cutbacks this year
We can ponder what to do, but the question is moot
'Cause come election time...(what?)...
We're giving them the boot
Say goodbye to Tories...say goodbye to Campbell
Say goodbye to Tories...say goodbye to Brian
Say goodbuy to Tories...say goodbye to Campbell
Say goodbuy to Tories...say goodbye to Brian
GOODBYE!!