Moxy Fruvous The Bill Anthem
We will create consumer paradise Teach all ye citizens the need A sale is a sale, no matter what the price Teach all ye citizens the holy need Everyone's equal before the mighty buck Train all ye citizens to buy It's crap, and it's crooked, but we don't give a Come join our Bargainville and you'll say aye! With pockets bulging we regale thee Our True North domain Who's natural wealth and opportunity Sings loud 'cross the plain Every ringing register will bring us One step closer to the prize In each child's eyes the gleaming glimmer Streamlined shimmer of the newly acquired And duly admired For a citizen's a citizen who buys! So... Cast aside your gloomy prospects Wealth flows down from above Come fill your bags with plastic spatulas Board games, juicers and love There will always be trinket-sprinkled products intermingled You may be singled out for cash rewards To be spent towards the [pile?] >From plastic swords to [???] The heaving hoards of happiness That our Bargainville can supply!
