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Animals Can't Laugh Lyrics


Moriarty Animals Can't Laugh


Try to understand this
Chalk rubs off easily
A person, a smart cookie
I wish your good luck
Would rub off on me

Try to remember this
Connective tissues
Leakproof thinking
Whatever it is be sure
the one-eyed are kings

Immunosuppression or
immaculate conception,
a doggy bag is all you need
and also, a dominatrix
is that car your baby ?

animals can't laugh
and you're an animal, too.

Sometimes offensive
if you were immortal
you wouldn't know it,
hauling into town
after a long drive.

I will now bumlash you
My dear ape
My dear appetite



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