Wave (goodbye To The Tough-guys) Lyrics

Money In The Banana Stand Wave (goodbye To The Tough-guys)

You're all the same, every tough guy that I know;
you drive your fancy cars,
and you look at me like I'm shit.
but it's okay, because I've got mine
and a membership to your gym

Letterman Jacket! f..ck! Yes!
Tougher than Mr. Clean!
Prime Times, not cigarettes!
Cruisin' in Dad's Corvette!

Tough Guys!
You're all the same!

(A true tough guy is a malicious nerd whomper)

Let's get that collar Popped!
Your role model is the Rock!
Theory of a Dead Man!
Life is a search for clam!

So confused by this stigma of society,
forcing me to be a person that just isn't me.
Gotta fight back against this faceless fiend.
I'll stick razors in bowflex and slip anthrax in creatine.

Tough Guys!
You're all the same!