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1.0 (fuck No) Lyrics


Moistboyz 1.0 (fuck No)


Y'all madd mothers can take a step aside.
Michelob dreams are bein' served on the side.
A man runs smoother when he's nice and high.
The wheel without the bottle will leave you sick and
dry.

One point zero.
f..ck no.
Gotta go.

Gotta get home even when I'm stoned.
My designated driver ain't got a workin' phone.
Why'd you put the bar so far from my home?
You take a lotta chances when you're drinkin' alone.

One point zero.
f..ck no.
Gotta go.

Bars and cars are like a man and his wife.
I never turn the key with thought of takin' a life.
So I'm rollin' like a demon with foam on my lips.
Got an extra six pack for a two dollar tip.

One point zero.
f..ck no.
Gotta go.

When you're sittin' on sunday watchin' tv.
You're sure as hell to see a picture of me.
Smilin' at the chevy with the 4 wheel drive.
And a michelob man crusin' high and alive.

One point zero.
f..ck no.
Gotta go.



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