Mike Cooley Cottonseed
[Intro]
Guy gets a call to come to a session to play banjo, so he puts his banjo in the car and heads to the studio. He's early, so he stops at a bar, has a couple of beers, and remembers "Oh shit, I left my banjo in the car and it's unlocked." So he runs out to lock the car, and there was another banjo in the car. Thank you, Burt Reynolds, for ruining banjo for the rest of us
[Song]
Came to tell my story to all these young and eager minds
To look in their unspoiled faces and their curious bright eyes
Stories of corruption, crime, and killing, yes it's true
Greed and fixed elections, guns and drugs and whores and booze
It's been a while since I put on a suit of my own clothes
And even longer since I cast my shadow on a church house door
They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong
I'm guilty of all seven, I don't feel too bad at all
I used to have a wad of hundred dollar bills in the back pocket of my suit
I had a .45 underneath my coat and another one in my boot
I drove a big ol' Cadillac, bought a new one anytime I pleased
And I put more lawmen in the ground than Alabama put cottonseed
Spent a few years on vacation sanctioned by the state I mentioned
But see, a man like me don't do no time too hard to come back from
The meanest of the mean you see you lock away and toss the key
But they're all just loud mouth punks to me, I've scraped meaner off my shoe
Somewhere, I ain't saying, there's a hole that holds a judge
The last one that I dug myself and I must admit I was
Sad to lay him in it, but I did the best I could
Once his Honor grows a conscience, well folks, that there just ain't no good
There's a pretty girl out there said "Daddy, you stay cool tonight
"All I need from you is to come home and be here by my side
"Say what you gotta say to shut their Bibles and their mouths
"If they was to tie a noose, they'd have to lay their Bibles down"
I ain't here to save no souls and even if I could
I could never save enough to put back half the ones I took
So if they rest in torment you can't say it's 'cause of me
They'd long been bought and paid for like that fool's in Tennessee
And I used to have a wad of hundred dollar bills in the back pocket of my suit
I had a .45 underneath my coat and another one in my boot
I drove a big ol' Cadillac, bought a new one anytime I pleased
And I put more lawmen in the ground than Alabama put cottonseed
There's a pretty girl out there said "Daddy, you stay cool tonight
"All I need from you is to come home and be here by my side
"Say what you gotta say to shut their Bibles and their mouths
"If they was to tie a noose, they'd have to lay their Bibles down"