Mike Birbiglia The Oatmeal Song
--Christian Rock--
I woke up in the morning
And I got myself some oatmeal
And I put some raisins on it and
Christ is God
Christ is God
God, God, God...
--Jewish Rock--
I woke up in the morning
And I got myself some lox and bagels
And I put some cream cheese on them and
Christ isn't God
He's just not God
He's a really nice guy but don't get carried away...
--Atheist Rock--
I woke up in the morning
And I got myself a whole box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
'cause I just don't care anymore
And there is no God
Sorry about that
Your Grandma's in the ground and her soul's stayin' there...
--Agnostic Rock--
I woke up in the morning
And I got myself some organic wheat puffs
And I put some soy milk on them and
There might be a God
There's really no way to know
He might be a fish or he might be a spoon...
All I wanted was a song about oatmeal