Masked Intruder Valerie Is Getting Married
Oh, Valerie
Valerie is getting married
There goes any chance I ever had
And it's so sad
I'm not the man that won her hand
Oh, Valerie
Valerie is getting married
Used to think that maybe some day she
Could be with me
But I guess that was just a dream
Oh, Valerie
Valerie is getting married
Since I heard the news
Valerie was marrying another guy
Can't shake the blues
Every time I think about it, I just wanna die
It's just like somebody took the sun away from me
Took it away and just gave it away to that son-of-a-gun Randy
Oh, Valerie
Valerie is getting married
There goes any chance I ever had
And it's so sad
I'm not the man that won her hand
Oh, Valerie
Valerie is getting married
And if she says "I do," it's gonna tear my world apart
Leave me with nothing but a restraining order and a broken heart
Oh, Valerie
Valerie is getting married
