Mark Lowry Good Time On The Ark
The pastor asked young Paul what his favorite Bible story was.
"I guess the one about Noah and the Ark, where they floated around on the water for 40 days and 40 nights," replied Paul.
"That was a good story," agreed the pastor. "And, with all that water, I bet they had a good time fishing, don't you think?"
Paul thought for a moment, then replied, "I don't think so... they only had two worms."