Mark Lowry Peanuts
A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. She's napping when he gets there, so he sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.
Eventually, the aunt wakes up and her nephew realizes he's absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. "I'm so sorry, auntie. I've eaten all of your peanuts!"
"That's okay, dearie," the aunt replied. "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't care for them anyway."