Madchild Lemons
[Intro]
Yeah, I'm too good at this shit, bruh
That's my foot tapping
Just let me rap for a second
Yeah
[Verse 1]
Man, I'm just doing my laps
I am not new in the race
Stackin' these blue faces
Rap 'til I'm blue in the face
Stackin' these brown faces
I've been to bad places
I've done some bad things
My bitches are not basic
These rappers don't want no smoke
Smoke 'em right down to the charcoal
I get the pussy so wet
I'ma need goggles and probably a snorkel
Now sayin' that Mad is the oracle
But I am the genuine article
I know you're excited
You're riding a wave but I hope you don't crash into barnacles
Flow is so article, blow you to particles
Double T slides and a Louis V cardigan
Course I got hitters to fill you with springers
But I don't need anyone, I'm hitting hard again
Now I'm a killer again
But I was a Hell of a fiend
Man, I was xanned out
Every bar that I spitted was yellow and green
Now I don't f..ck with that shit
Man, I'm like, "Fuck all that shit"
My bucket list already filled
I'ma need a new bucket and shit
Watch out for these bitches, they thirsty
So I am collecting my semen
My knuckles are busted and bleeding
From fighting off all of my demons
[Chorus]
If life gave me lemons, I just add some vodka
Poppin' pills that are yellow, that are pink and aqua
I'ma go-getter, I'ma slick-talker
Kids are cool on social media, in life they're awkward
[Verse 2]
Fuck all these apps, man
Thought I just bagged me bad bitch
Set up a date, went for the bait
Just to find out I got catfished
Pulled up to get her, she went to the car
I'm confused, like, "What the f..ck happened?"
She looked like a 9 on the 'Gram
Damn, this bitch ain't even attractive
I tried to deflect it
Maybe she'll get the point if I just ask for directions
That didn't work, she just laughed
So we f..cked anyway and she made me some pretty good breakfast
You got to be careful these days
So quick to just call you a sexist
Make sure that you film on your phone
Especially if she consensually reckless
Watch what you say, careful of texts
How you respond on your messages
Fuck it, just cast your own
Don't even mess with it when they are flexing that Estrogen
Don't even question that shit, ay
They got the power and shit, ay
Like all these women so much, ay
But they can devour your shit, ay
Don't want 'em mad, don't want 'em loud
Don't want 'em snappin' that shit
'Cause that is a rough ride
And you don't come back from that shit
[Chorus]
If life gave me lemons, I just add some vodka
Poppin' pills that are yellow, that are pink and aqua
I'ma go-getter, I'ma slick-talker
Kids are cool on social media, in life they're awkward
