Naughty Boy Lyrics

Macc Lads Naughty Boy

When he finally got a snog, he left a spider in his gob,
and she ran off with a squeal. He found a
dogshit in the street, she wondered where he'd put it,
then she found it in her gusset, maggots in
her chicken tikka, he poured Blue Stratos down her
knickers. She went to drop a log, there was clingfilm on
the bog, and she didn't find it funny, coz her arse was
wet and runny, but its just a little joke, and he offered
her a smoke, then the f..cking fag explodes, he runs
laughing down the road.
Naughtiest boy in the world
He put your windows through, coz you'd beaten him at
pool, fills your tea with senakot, you spend
a weekend on the bog, when you've pebble-dashed the bowl,
you find he's nicked the toilet roll,
and you run out of the loo, with your arse covered in
pooh, and you've got your trousers down, you
find he's brought the neighbours round, and your bottom's
brown and bare, there's a rope across
the stairs, you go crashing down two floors, he runs
laughing out the door.
Naughtiest boy in the world

Who pissed in your newcy brown?
Who let your tyres down?
Who put vomit in your custard?
Smeared the cat's arse with mustard?
Who put ratshit in your hat?
Who's a nasty little twat?