Macc Lads Animal Testing
I was busy groping on my floor, some git comes knocking
on my door,
There's a pack of bastards queuing up outside.
No, I don't think that God's amazing. No, I don't want
no double glazing,
I'm just trying to get between this woman's thighs.
'Do you want some life assurance?' 'Do you want some
car insurance?'
f..ck off, twat, I'm trying to have a poke.
'God's sent me on this mission' 'Sign the animal
cruelty petition,'
I think beagles should be forced to smoke.
I believe in animal testing, (yip!) that's a dog,
I don't want cladding or insulation in me f..cking loft
Don't want to help the poor at Christmas, I'm too busy
in this bird's knickers.
I got my airgun out for the Hari Krishnas.
Some old biddy's saving dogs, so I pushed a flame
thrower through the letter box,
f..ck off granny, or you'll get what the mormons got. I
fried that bastard to a cinder,
Poured piss on the vicar out of the bedroom window,
The Animal Rights got their leaflets up their arse.
I believe in animal testing (meeow!) that's a cat,
I don't want to buy any carpet cleaner, yes, I know the
dog's just shat,
I'm quite happy with these stains, I wired the doorbell
to the mains,
Now Macc's got no MP, isn't that a shame?
Got back to sorting this girl out, 'What was it you
came round about?'
She's collecting for the church's gerbil fund.
Now that seems like a worthy cause, so she got down on
all fours.
'I'd like to make a contribution to your cunt.'
I believe in animal testing (ooh!) that's a bird,
If the panda's dying out, I couldn't give a turd,
Don't want to know about politics, I'd rather scrape
the cheddar off my dick,
And save the smelly bits for Jehovah's Witnesses.
