Back On The Pies Again Lyrics

Macc Lads Back On The Pies Again

Wobble bottom, twenty stones, thyroid problem and big
boned
(Don't believe a word of that, he's a fat and lying cunt)
Doctor got my jaws wired up, coz I was as fat as f..ck,
(Slim in weeks or money back.....we'll tone-up that runny
fat)
Fat boy wobbles like a weeble wobbles, we're all laughing
like a drain
Fat boy waddles like a walrus waddles now he's back on
the pies once again

I spend all my salary on beer and fags and calories
(He ate chips and mushy peas recovered from an autopsy)
Offal, hair, and suckling pig, I'll eat any f..cking thing
(He'll eat dogs and abortions, but he don't like small
portions)

I'm so fat and gluttonous, I can't do my buttons up
(He ate half of Anglesey.... and two pygmies with
leprosy)