Macc Lads Alcohol
Give us two pints in dirty glasses, (give us some
change for the fag machine)
Get a move on and shift your asses, (get us all served
or you lose your spleen)
Hurry up, twat, and pull us beers, (get us a drink
'fore we dehydrate)
Look, you blind bastard, we're over here, (think she's
f..cked off to masturbate)
Give me alcohol, Give me alcohol,
Don't want a pie or a cornish pasty,
Give us a pint or I'll turn nasty,
Give me alcohol
Pull us a pint, love its gone 10-30, (give us a drink
'fore we die of thirst)
Tart in leather looks dead dirty, (cunt off, bastard, I
was first)
Been queuing up since half past seven, (we was underage
when we come in here)
Get tapped up with bird in leather? (She f..cked me off,
so she must be queer)
Just want a bitter down me neck, serve us next, or I'll
get vexed,
Give me alcohol
Don't give a turd, just give us a bevvy, (Boddies run
out and the Marston's off)
Don't want a cocktail with a cherry, (give us the slops
from the bitter trough)
We want fags by the packet, ale by the flaggon,
We're going to go home to do some shagging,
Give me alcohol
