Kevin Bloody Wilson You Orta' See Me (when I'm Pissed)
Swavance move down from the country, me f..ckin' holidays are
here,
Brand new skids and socks and haircut, and me John Travolta gear,
Twice as horny as a cane toad, more cash than I have brains,
And personal ads from Sunday's paper I found lyin' on the station
read and cut out on the train,
I caught 'em all up when I got here, they all told me where to go,
And that was last week's Sunday paper I found lyin' on the station
how the f..ck was I to know?
I wound up in some sleazy disco, full'a wog food and cheap wine,
I must'a copped a poisoned pizza chucked me guts on some sheila
wiped me chin and dropped this line.
"You reckon this is f..ckin' ugly, hahahahahahaha, you oughta see
me when I'm pissed,
Tonight I'm only half a mongrel, you oughta see me at me best,
You oughta be there when I'm ragin', I'd fly twice as high as this,
f..ckin' roarin' day and night and f..ckin' ' f..ckin' fightin', you oughta
see me when I'm pissed."
The bouncer woke me in the dunny, he said I'd pissed on some
cunt's leg,
Then to add injury to insult, he f..ck he's pissed up on me head,
I didn't even reach the gutter, whe he turfed me in the street,
Better man who tried to turf me didn't even f..ckin' hurt me, poofter
bouncer f..ckin' weak,
Just then I thought I saw an angel, aw Jesus she's a cop,
A f..ckin' dickless Tracy, don't give a f..ck I'll try her on,
I asked her could I take her ragin', she took me fingerprints instead,
And as she chucked me in the lock up fumbled 'round and flopped
me cock out turned and winked at her and said:
"Haha, you reckon this is f..ckin' ugly, you oughta see me when I'm
pissed,
Tonight I'm only half a mongrel, you oughta see him in his best,
You oughta be there when I'm randy, you could fly a flag off this,
f..ckin' roarin' day and night and f..ckin' drinkin' f..ckin' fightin', you
oughta see when I'm pissed.
f..ckin' roarin' and night and f..ckin' drinkin' f..ckin' fightin', you
oughta see me when I'm pissed." Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
